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woman in want of sex change for a day

You know what I hate?

Cramps.

Big, ole, "God hates you 'cause you gave Adam an apple so here ya go.... CRAMPS!"

In retaliation I had an apple for breakfast.

So for the rest of the day I get to feel all icky, run down, gross, exhausted, nasty, lethargic, not-adequate-for-public-consumption, and just plain tired.

And I know that I just rotated the same two things over and over but, hey, this is my unhappy uterus day. I'm allowed.

I only feel like this for one day out of the whole thing but it's enough to make me just a bitter person to be around.











on a lighter note i wrote six more pages on a story i've been working on. the down side is i was only three paragraphs in to start with.

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jessicakmalfoy
Jun. 10th, 2008 04:19 pm (UTC)
6 pages is awesome compared to 3 paragraphs!!!!
moltobene1925
Jun. 11th, 2008 05:45 am (UTC)
Now if I can just finish it.
moltobene1925
Jun. 11th, 2008 11:51 am (UTC)
did I mention how much I hate that I never finish anything I start? This story has been in my head for a little over five months and this was the first time I devoted myself to putting some of it down on eletronic paper (i.e., ms word)
serpentandlion
Jun. 10th, 2008 04:59 pm (UTC)
Dear woman,

If you find such a magic wish as to allow you to be uterine-free for a day, please notify this woman before tomorrow as she'll be enduring the same.

Thx,

Soon-to-be-loathing-Eve
moltobene1925
Jun. 11th, 2008 05:45 am (UTC)
I was just talking to my roomie tonight about something that removes the uterus for a day 'cause it's always just the first day that's the worst. I'm already feeling better but I've been sleeping on my stomach all day after consuming half a bottle of red wine this morning. I find alcohol helps with the cramps.
the_tainted
Jun. 11th, 2008 08:48 pm (UTC)
I've been dealing with awful cramps since Aunt Flow started visiting me when I was 11. I've found that Aleve works the best. Midol isn't worth shit to me. I just take three Aleve in the morning of my first day.

Feel better, hun.
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