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When people break up from excessively long relationships each person should be handed a list that includes things that are not ok to say if the two parties ever decide to try to co-exist for a period of time in the same place together. On that list should be something like this situation:

Child: I want a little brother! Or a little sister! I want to be a big brother!
Father to Mother: Do you hear that?
Mother to Father: Yes, but you're the one in an actual relationship.
Father: Didn't you say you might want more kids one day? Do it.
Mother: *looks at him like he caught the crazy* Yeah, I would, but I'm not in that place and I doubt I ever will be.
Father: Just go out and do it. I'll raise the kid with you, I just don't want to pay any bills.
Mother: Like I ask you to pay any now *voice heavy with fuck-you-ism*
Father: I'm just saying. You could do it. I would help.

FTW?!? Really? What the FUCK?!?

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crazy_lil_loud1
Jul. 28th, 2008 10:47 am (UTC)
*mouth gaped open from shock*
moltobene1925
Jul. 28th, 2008 11:32 pm (UTC)
I KNOW!

I really don't get him most of the time.
crazy_lil_loud1
Jul. 29th, 2008 05:14 am (UTC)
I mean seriously. Where does that come from? I mean... what is he trying to state there?
If you were to have another kid, he would help raise it? But he doesnt want to be the father because he doenst want to support it?
I am so very lost.
And why.
Why?
Seriously the question I keep thinking is... WHY?!
wicked_g
Jul. 28th, 2008 01:58 pm (UTC)
...I. Uh. I. Oh god.
moltobene1925
Jul. 28th, 2008 11:34 pm (UTC)
aren't there movies that have something like that as the plot?
wicked_g
Jul. 29th, 2008 12:38 am (UTC)
Probably. Now that you mention it, it sounds a lot more familiar. And probably ends with the woman offing the father. *shrugs*
pinchofthyme
Jul. 28th, 2008 05:19 pm (UTC)
What?!

He wants you to go out and 'do it'?

Then why not have you two have a kid? (This is NOT a serious suggestion, this is my sarcastic suggestion)

Buy Trevor a kitty. (Sydney wants one, lol)

Edited at 2008-07-28 05:19 pm (UTC)
moltobene1925
Jul. 28th, 2008 11:28 pm (UTC)
my roomie is allergic :(
but, really, sometimes i think he still does drugs
crazy_lil_loud1
Jul. 29th, 2008 05:15 am (UTC)
Then buy me a kitty!
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