I had the best back rub of my entire life tonight, bar NONE. Just chillin, after work, and one of the bartenders (Alex) came and started doing this thing to my back that about had me melting on the fucking floor. I told him when I am a world famous author I would pay him to just do that to me all the time.
I mean it, I felt my skin move like waves after his fingers. I think I'm in love with a gay man.
I'm not exaggerating, I've had assloads of back rubs before, too many to count. Alex now owns my soul.