Lobsters are not monogamous?!?

MY ENTIRE BELIEF SYSTEM HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!!!!!

and penguins. and Jessica is not a penguin!

Sometimes once a year would work for me :) but I think that may have had to do with what we talked about earlier with my past relationships & depression. Its funny to think about depression in that way; I usually only think about sad, suicidal people even though I know its not. But the pendulum swings both ways & now its going in the opposite Hello Boys direction. And here I am broadcasting this to everyone else who commented!

I want to go on another one that's more about the cruise and less about the beer and bad displays of what people think signifies "fun". I left Jess a mini description further down :/

There's really not much to tell about the cruise. I slept, I ate, Nassau (the island we went to that wasn't owned by the cruise line) was a huge place to shop. Other than that, not much. I bought some MAC make up 'cause it was cheap, and a bottle of Chanel N*5 parfum. The live bands on the private island were Silversun Pickups (OMG I love them, and they were awesome), The Dan Band (poop), and Nelly. I love Nelly but I've never seen a good live rap performance and he was no exception. I wasn't that impressed by the food or the events, but then again this was the Bud Light Port Pardise cruise so it was geared towards bad beer, bad beer, and more bad beer. I'm past my early twenties party hard and fuck everyone phase (hell, I never had it, nor did I want it). I've heard other cruises are different so I'm willing to try again.

I'll update about the other thing in a friends only post.